We're not in a cab and the police don't charge you for rides.
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We finally pulled up at Pete Wentz’s house to a small bunch of confused smokers on the front porch watching the five of us pile out of the 2-seater car like we were clowns in the circus.....
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The cleaning lady kept coming in every hour, so to avoid suspicion, we shared one toilet and
switched stalls after every time she came in while also alternating who sat on the tank and who sat
on the seat with their pants down and played "20 Questions" and "Guess the Number" via notes
passed on the envelopes our concert tickets came in to pass the time....
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