June 03, 2008

We're not in a cab and the police don't charge you for rides.

....the night culminated with me being thrown off of Good Charlotte's tour bus and being driven back the the hotel by the cops while thinking I was in a cab until I tried to to borrow money from May-har to pay them.....

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April 28, 2008

My invitation to the party must've gotten lost in the mail.

We finally pulled up at Pete Wentz’s house to a small bunch of confused smokers on the front porch watching the five of us pile out of the 2-seater car like we were clowns in the circus..... 

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March 24, 2008

I was NOT kicked out. I was politely asked to leave and never come back.

The cleaning lady kept coming in every hour, so to avoid suspicion, we shared one toilet and

switched stalls after every time she came in while also alternating who sat on the tank and who sat

on the seat with their pants down and played "20 Questions" and "Guess the Number" via notes

passed on the envelopes our concert tickets came in to pass the time....

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